Tag Archives: The Onion

The Onion: Senator Ted Cruz: ‘Fills Few Hours of Marathon Speech With Rousing Pro-ObamaCare Argument’

Source:The Onion– In a marathon Senate floor speech Senator Ted Cruz, finally ran out of Tea Party propaganda and decided to embrace ObamaCare. If he had five more minutes, he would’ve endorsed President Barack Obama for a third term. But … Continue reading

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The Onion: Anthony Weiner: ‘Announces Bid For Whatever’s Left’

Source:The Onion– unemployed New York City career politician Anthony Weiner, desperate for work at taxpayers expense. Source:The Daily Press “Apple unveils a panicked man with no ideas, Bashar Al-Assad tries a tiny bit of sarin gas on himself to see … Continue reading

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The Onion: Stan Kelly- ‘Behind The Pen- Nanny State, Ninny State’

Source:The Onion– is watching you. Source:The Daily Press  “What’s wrong with a young person going to the Big Brothers to find a role model? Plenty, says Cartoonist Stan Kelly in this week’s “Behind The Pen” video.” From The Onion The guy … Continue reading

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The Onion: ‘Report: High Unemployment Linked to One Man With 42,000 Jobs’

Source:The Onion– the man with too many jobs, while millions of Americans are unemployed. Source:The Daily Press “High Unemployment Rate Linked To One Man With 42,000 Jobs. A recent report finds that one man is selfishly working thousands of jobs … Continue reading

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The Onion: ‘Mitt Romney To Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery To Better Connect With Women Voters’

Source:The Onion– Governor Mitt Romney (Republican, Massachusetts) 2012 Republican Party nominee for President and whoever he wants to be to everyone. Source:The Daily Press  “Joe Biden plans to honor fallen U.S. soldiers by jumping his motorcycle over the Vietnam Memorial, … Continue reading

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The Onion: ‘Minnesota Braces For The Return of Michele Bachmann Full Attention’

Source:The Daily Press “A fight kind of runs out of steam 15 seconds in, George Washington laments that his vision of the future has not been realized, and Philip Morris releases its new line of Marlboro PM cigarettes. It’s the … Continue reading

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The Onion: Andrea Barret & Piper Cahill- ‘Mitt Romney: To Travel Back in Time to Kill Liberal Versions of Himself’

Source:The Onion– The Onion, covering Governor Flip Flopper, I mean Mitt Romney in 2012. It’s an understandable mistake. Source:The Daily Press  “Seeking to dispel accusations of flip-flopping, Romney unveiled plans to use a time machine to kill earlier versions of … Continue reading

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The Onion: ‘Did Media Treat Michele Bachmann Unfairly Because She’s an Insane Woman’

Source:The Onion– U.S. Representative Michele Bachmann (Republican, Minnesota) unfortunately not on the road to sanity and mental health. Source:The Daily Press “The First Responders debate whether the media is harder on Michele Bachmann because she is a woman who is … Continue reading

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