Tag Archives: The Onion

The Onion: Nathan Eckert- The Iraq War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region & Set Off a Global Shockwave of Anti-Americanism

Source: This piece was originally posted at The Daily Review Looking back at the Iraq War from over a twelve-year perspective it reminds me of someone who knows a guy down the street. Who knows this man has beaten up … Continue reading

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The Onion: John Boehner To Paul Ryan: ‘I Was Once Young And Beautiful Too’

Source: The Onion: John Boehner To Paul Ryan: ‘I Was Once Young And Beautiful Too’ Anyone worried about looking too cute and too young for their age, I got a healthier way to age than to take up tobacco and … Continue reading

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The Onion: Blog: Candidate Profile: Donald Trump

The Onion: Blog: Candidate Profile: Donald Trump I’ve actually sort of gone out of my way to not comment on Donald Trump for president for several reasons. One, just about everything I would’ve said about him most of it, actually … Continue reading

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The Onion: Hillary Clinton To Nation- “Do Not Fuck This Up For Me”

Source: This piece was originally posted at The New Democrat Plus Hillary Clinton would be smart to watch her fucking language while on the campaign trail while she’s running for president. I mean god dammit, she’ll probably already win the HBO … Continue reading

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The Onion: Candidate Profile Hillary Clinton

Source: This piece was originally posted at The New Democrat Plus Here are I guess what would be the worst and perhaps the bluntest and downright most honest campaign themes for Hillary Clinton for president. 1. “Vote for me, because I’m … Continue reading

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The Onion: New NFL Stadium in Los Angeles Could Create Thousands of Local Law Enforcement Jobs

This piece was originally posted at The New Democrat Plus This is probably the best and most accurate report I’ve seen so far about the NFL coming back to Los Angeles via the Oakland Raiders or San Diego Chargers, St. … Continue reading

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The Onion: Indiana Governor Insists Religious Freedom Law Has Nothing to do With Thing it Explicitly Intended to do

Source: This piece was originally posted at The New Democrat Plus If I’m a governor of a state like Indiana, is passing laws to cut back on tourism and economic revenue really something that I would be interested in doing? Forget … Continue reading

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The Onion: Staff: John Elway Casually Mentions To Peyton Manning How Great it Was Going Out on Top

The Onion: Staff: John Elway Casually Mentions To Peyton Manning How Great It Was Going Out On Top This post was originally posted at The New Democrat on WordPress I’m going to be serious for a minutes, all right fine … Continue reading

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The Onion: Video: Landmark Decisions Lets Americans Cram Cash Down Politicians Throat

Erik Schneider on Google+ The New Democrat on Facebook The New Democrat on Twitter This post was originally posted at The New Democrat on Blogger What the U.S. Supreme Court ruling on campaign finance did last week was, essentially, to … Continue reading

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The Onion: Video: Open Relationship Gives Couple Freedom to Drain Other People

Erik Schneider on Google+ The New Democrat on Facebook The New Democrat on Twitter This post was originally posted at The New Democrat on Blogger Sure, why take your frustrations out on your spouse when you can take them out … Continue reading

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