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The Onion: Video: U.S. Senator Ted Cruz Fills Few Hours of Marathon Speech With Rousing Pro-ObamaCare Argument

. This post was originally posted at FRS Daily Press on WordPress Only The Onion would report that Ted Cruz spoke in favor of so-called ObamaCare. Otherwise Senator Cruz could be both drunk and high and awake for seventy-two hours … Continue reading

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The Onion: Video: Anthony Weiner Announces Bid For Whatever’s Left

. This post was originally posted at FRS FreeStatePlus on WordPress Too bad for Anthony Weiner, or can we call him Tony now, I mean seriously, why is The Weiner the only man in America that can’t go buy a … Continue reading

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The Onion: Stan Kelly- ‘Behind The Pen- Nanny State, Ninny State’

Source:The Onion– is watching you. Source:The Daily Press  “What’s wrong with a young person going to the Big Brothers to find a role model? Plenty, says Cartoonist Stan Kelly in this week’s “Behind The Pen” video.” From The Onion The guy … Continue reading

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The Onion: ‘Report: High Unemployment Linked to One Man With 42,000 Jobs’

Source:The Onion– the man with too many jobs, while millions of Americans are unemployed. Source:The Daily Press “High Unemployment Rate Linked To One Man With 42,000 Jobs. A recent report finds that one man is selfishly working thousands of jobs … Continue reading

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The Onion: ‘Mitt Romney To Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery To Better Connect With Women Voters’

Source:The Onion– Governor Mitt Romney (Republican, Massachusetts) 2012 Republican Party nominee for President and whoever he wants to be to everyone. Source:The Daily Press  “Joe Biden plans to honor fallen U.S. soldiers by jumping his motorcycle over the Vietnam Memorial, … Continue reading

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The Onion: ‘Minnesota Braces For The Return of Michele Bachmann Full Attention’

Source:The Daily Press “A fight kind of runs out of steam 15 seconds in, George Washington laments that his vision of the future has not been realized, and Philip Morris releases its new line of Marlboro PM cigarettes. It’s the … Continue reading

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The Onion: Andrea Barret & Piper Cahill- ‘Mitt Romney: To Travel Back in Time to Kill Liberal Versions of Himself’

Source:The Onion– The Onion, covering Governor Flip Flopper, I mean Mitt Romney in 2012. It’s an understandable mistake. Source:The Daily Press  “Seeking to dispel accusations of flip-flopping, Romney unveiled plans to use a time machine to kill earlier versions of … Continue reading

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The Onion: ‘Did Media Treat Michele Bachmann Unfairly Because She’s an Insane Woman’

Source:The Onion– U.S. Representative Michele Bachmann (Republican, Minnesota) unfortunately not on the road to sanity and mental health. Source:The Daily Press “The First Responders debate whether the media is harder on Michele Bachmann because she is a woman who is … Continue reading

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