The Onion: Paul Ryan- ‘Lauded For Inspiring Millions Of Young Gutless Fucking Cowards To Take On Leadership Roles’

Paul Ryan Lauded For Inspiring Millions Of Young Gutless Fucking Cowards To Take On Leadership Roles - Google Search

Source:The Onion– Speaker Paul Ryan: the undistinguished gentleman from Wisconsin

Source:The New Democrat 

“WASHINGTON—Noting the former congressman’s deep, unwavering commitment to shying away from every one of his civic responsibilities, the Heritage Foundation lauded Paul Ryan Thursday for inspiring millions of young gutless fucking cowards to take on leadership roles.

“Thank you, Mr. Ryan, for showing countless milquetoast little weaklings across the United States that if they want a place in politics, they can have it,” said Heritage Foundation spokesperson Katherine Primm, adding that she was grateful so many young candy-ass pushovers had the chance to see someone just like them not just get elected but also become speaker of the House.

“Before Paul Ryan, you’d never see a spineless coward taking charge, but now, faint-of-heart boys and girls will finally have the determination to become leaders and then cower in front of more powerful people and bend to their will.”

From The Onion

President Donald Trump_ ‘Paul Ryan Was Not A Talent, He Wasn’t A Leader’

Source:MSNBC: ‘President Donald Trump: ‘Paul Ryan Was Not A Talent, He Wasn’t A Leader’– President Donald Trump: finally speaking the truth about someone

“Before, it was just the brave who led—but thankfully, that era is behind us forever.”At press time, thousands of newly inspired chickenshit Americans had reportedly begun fundraising for congressional runs in 2020.”

“President Donald Trump goes on the offensive against former House Speaker Paul Ryan at a White House departure.

Paul Ryan is sort of a tough one for me, because he really does represent what’s left of Jack Kemp Center-Right-Wing of the Republican Party: Conservatives who believe in economic freedom for everyone including for poor people and using public policy to help low-income Americans become financially independent.

But if you just look at the undistinguished gentleman from Wisconsin as a leader, it won’t take you very long, because there’s not much there. I mean if you had a leadership scale for political leaders with people like President Abraham Lincoln and Dr. Martin L. King being at the top, you wouldn’t see Paul Ryan from there. He wouldn’t even qualify as a political midget, he would be more like an ant who avoids getting stepped on by people like President Donald Trump, Representative Steve King, and the rest of the Far-Right political heavyweights in the Republican Party.

Even as former Speaker Paul Ryan and now corporate board member Paul Ryan, he struggles to take on a President that in his gut, ( assuming he has a gut: he’s so politically weak, it’s hard to tell ) he knows is not just wrong, but irresponsible and even immoral. But even with criticism about President Trump saying that he knows nothing about government, he must have had some suspicion about that going in. And also that statement would’ve been stronger and had he said that as Speaker and not as a private citizen who know longer has anything left to lose in politics, because he’s already lost everything.

You knew going to 2017 that Republicans were in for a rough year, even with a Republican President, Republican Congress, ( House and Senate ) because you had an unqualified and immoral President and a unqualified Speaker of the House in Paul Ryan, who was well-suited to a committee chairman, but had no business leading a party in the House that was dominated by the Far-Right, who he never felt comfortable with and was never part of. I don’t feel sorry for Speaker Ryan, because he didn’t have to run for reelection as Speaker, but just giving you a little background about why this relationship and leadership setup wasn’t even built to work, let alone last.

About Erik Schneider

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