Tag Archives: News Satire

The Onion: Open Relationship Gives Couple Freedom to Drain Other People

Source:The New Democrat Sure, why take your frustrations out on your spouse when you can take them out on your mistress. Instead, you could just say, “Honey, look, I don’t want to argue this with you,” and go meet your … Continue reading

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The New Republic: Russell Crandall- Uruguay’s Pot Legalization is Bad For America’s War on Drugs

Source:The New Democrat Then U.S. Senator John Kerry when he was up to be U.S. Secretary of State in I believe January or February 2013 during his Senate confirmation hearing was asked a question about the so-called War on Drugs … Continue reading

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The Onion: Anthony Weiner: ‘Announces Bid For Whatever’s Left’

Source:The Onion– unemployed New York City career politician Anthony Weiner, desperate for work at taxpayers expense. Source:The Daily Press “Apple unveils a panicked man with no ideas, Bashar Al-Assad tries a tiny bit of sarin gas on himself to see … Continue reading

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Artist Jennette Brown: Whose Line Is It Anyway? Christopher Walken

Source:Artist Jennette Brown– Jeff Davis and Colin Monarchy on Whose Line is it Anyway? Not mine. Source:The Daily Press “This is Jeff, a guest on Whose Line, he does a great impression of Christopher Walken. It’s hilarious! All ownership and … Continue reading

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The Onion: Stan Kelly- ‘Behind The Pen- Nanny State, Ninny State’

Source:The Onion– is watching you. Source:The Daily Press  “What’s wrong with a young person going to the Big Brothers to find a role model? Plenty, says Cartoonist Stan Kelly in this week’s “Behind The Pen” video.” From The Onion The guy … Continue reading

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The Onion: ‘Report: High Unemployment Linked to One Man With 42,000 Jobs’

Source:The Onion– the man with too many jobs, while millions of Americans are unemployed. Source:The Daily Press “High Unemployment Rate Linked To One Man With 42,000 Jobs. A recent report finds that one man is selfishly working thousands of jobs … Continue reading

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The Onion: ‘Mitt Romney To Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery To Better Connect With Women Voters’

Source:The Onion– Governor Mitt Romney (Republican, Massachusetts) 2012 Republican Party nominee for President and whoever he wants to be to everyone. Source:The Daily Press  “Joe Biden plans to honor fallen U.S. soldiers by jumping his motorcycle over the Vietnam Memorial, … Continue reading

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Associated Press: ‘Nato Protestors Target Boeing’: Socialists on the March

Source:Associated Press– Occupy Wall Street, vs Boeing. Source:FRS FreeState “Demonstrators launched another round of protests Monday in the final hours of the NATO summit, targeting Boeing headquarters and a suburban community that could become the site of a detention facility … Continue reading

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President Barack Obama: Mitt Romney- ‘I Stand by What I Said Whatever it Was’

Source:President Barack Obama– Governor Mitt Romney (Republican, Massachusetts) the multiple choice presidential nominee. Source:The Daily Press  “Mitt Romney in February: “I’m not sure which is worse; him listening to Reverend Wright or him saying that we must be a less … Continue reading

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The Onion: Andrea Barret & Piper Cahill- ‘Mitt Romney: To Travel Back in Time to Kill Liberal Versions of Himself’

Source:The Onion– The Onion, covering Governor Flip Flopper, I mean Mitt Romney in 2012. It’s an understandable mistake. Source:The Daily Press  “Seeking to dispel accusations of flip-flopping, Romney unveiled plans to use a time machine to kill earlier versions of … Continue reading

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