Tag Archives: The Onion

The Onion: Nathan Eckert- ‘The Iraq War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region & Set Off a Global Shockwave of Anti-Americanism’

Source:The Onion– debating the 2003 War In Iraq. Source:The Daily Review “George W. Bush may think a War In Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create more.” From The Onion  Looking … Continue reading

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The Onion: John Boehner To Paul Ryan: ‘I Was Once Young And Beautiful Too’

Source:The Daily Review Anyone worried about looking too cute and too young for their age, I got a healthier way to age than to take up tobacco and alcoholism. Try leading a wolf pack of people in government that doesn’t … Continue reading

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The Onion: Candidate Profile: Donald Trump

Source:The Onion- Donald J. Trump (Nationalist reality TV star, New York) God has blessed us by only producing one of him. Source:The New Democrat I’ve actually sort of gone out of my way to not comment on Donald Trump for … Continue reading

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The Onion: ‘Hillary Clinton To Nation: Do Not Fuck This Up For Me’

Source:The New Democrat Hillary Clinton would be smart to watch her fucking language while on the campaign trail while she’s running for president. I mean god dammit, she’ll probably already win the HBO and Showtime, as well as Cinemax and … Continue reading

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The Onion: Candidate Profile Hillary Clinton

Source:The New Democrat Here are I guess what would be the worst and perhaps the bluntest and downright most honest campaign themes for Hillary Clinton for president. 1. “Vote for me, because I’m a women! And it’s about time we … Continue reading

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The Onion: ‘New NFL Stadium in Los Angeles Could Create Thousands of Local Law Enforcement Jobs’

Source:The New Democrat  This is probably the best and most accurate report I’ve seen so far about the NFL coming back to Los Angeles via the Oakland Raiders or San Diego Chargers, St. Louis Rams. Or some other club that … Continue reading

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The Onion: Indiana Governor Insists Religious Freedom Law Has Nothing to do With Thing it Explicitly Intended to do

Source:The New Democrat If I’m a governor of a state like Indiana, is passing laws to cut back on tourism and economic revenue really something that I would be interested in doing? Forget about me, because you could use anyone … Continue reading

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The Onion: John Elway Casually Mentions To Peyton Manning How Great it Was Going Out on Top

Source:The New Democrat  I’m going to be serious for a minutes, all right fine maybe two minutes just to say that Peyton Manning even if he is the best regular season quarterback of all-time, which would be like being the … Continue reading

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The Onion: Open Relationship Gives Couple Freedom to Drain Other People

Source:The New Democrat Sure, why take your frustrations out on your spouse when you can take them out on your mistress. Instead, you could just say, “Honey, look, I don’t want to argue this with you,” and go meet your … Continue reading

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The Onion: Peter K. Rosenthal: ‘Looks Back at It’s a Wonderful Life’

Source:The Onion– Donna Reed, Jimmy Stewart, and a little girl. Perhaps you can tell for yourself who is who. Source:The New Democrat “The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal looks back at the holiday classic ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’ in … Continue reading

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